vuvuzela

vuvuzela
1. (vuvuzela) (12118↑, 1604↓)
A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

I thought I heard an angry swarm of bumblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the World Cup.

Author: teller of truths10 http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5032641
2. (Vuvuzela) (1327↑, 115↓)
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3. (vuvuzela) (780↑, 219↓)
An annoying trumpet-like instrument played by fans, mainly in African countries, in football matches. They may be banned from Fifa for the 2010 Fifa World Cup in South Africa.

Fan \#1: Did you hear the fans go crazy when South Africa scored the goal yesterday? Fan \#2: No\! I had to put my television on mute because of those damn vuvuzelas\!

4. (Vuvuzela) (587↑, 183↓)
A female porn-star, or one who has all the makings thereof: Plastic, horny and makes a hell of a noise whilst blowing.

See that Jenna Jameson? She's a right vuvuzela.

Author: Captain Quark 1 http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5035910
5. (Vuvuzela) (465↑, 88↓)
An annoying, long plastic horn blown by African fans (especially South Africans) during football (soccer) matches. Unlike cheering or clapping, vuvuzelas are blown in a non-stop, monotone manner throughout an entire match. They made the 2010 FIFA World Cup sound like a giant hive of angry bees.

Vuvuzela Fan \#1: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Vuvuzela Fan \#2: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Vuvuzela Fan \#3: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Vuvuzela Fan \#4: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Vuvuzela Fan \#5: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Author: From South Africa with Love http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5034809
6. (Vuvuzela) (440↑, 129↓)
A trumpet used in football matches. Often mistaken with the sound of Chewbacca taking a shit.

Terrorist \#1: I went to the toilet the other day. Sounded like a real vuvuzela. Terrorist \#2: I'm not your friend anymore.

7. (vuvuzela) (307↑, 84↓)
A horn that ruins football matches with a loud annoying noise that serves no purpose - that's not used in the tempo of the game - just blown non-stop for 90mins in a retarded way

I very much like football to show my love of the game i will blow my vuvuzela for the next 90mins - i wont even watch the game i will just blow and blow and blow & blow - phrase the lord\!\!

8. (vuvuzela) (155↑, 24↓)
BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *breathe* BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

English keeper Robert Green will be forever haunted by the sound of the vuvuzela

9. (vuvuzela) (267↑, 139↓)
annoying

You are such a vuvuzela. Shut the eff up\!

10. (vuvuzela) (108↑, 34↓)
An extremely loud piece of shit trumpet like instrument used mostly by african fans in the FIFA World Cup 2010 to annoy the hell out of the rest of the world who is watching the competition on TV. It is so loud that it almost overlaps the commentary if somebody is blowing in that thing and it completely nullifies any sort of singing or cheering. My own theory is that it is used as a primitive radio alternative to communicate the match action between cities, hell prolly even countries considering how LOUD that shit is.

Me: Yes finally the World Cup is here, i'm getting my beer and a bag of chips and i'm gonna enjoy the matches. Tv:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ\<\<the vuvuzela's are EXTREMELY loud...\>\>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ\<OH MY GOD ROBERT GREEN JUST...\> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Me: What the fuck, can you believe this shit? I hate the damn vuvuzela's ban those things already\!

11. (Vuvuzela) (63↑, 13↓)
The only thing in the world more obnoxious than a British football fan.

Vuvuzela: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Footy fan: Bawwwwwwwwwwww\!

12. (Vuvuzela) (91↑, 41↓)
Annoying and noisy stadium horn commonly used during the 2010 World Cup games in South Africa. In slang, this means an ANNOYING and/or noisy person. A general jackass.

"That Rajon Rondo was such a vuvuzela at the game against the Lakers tonight." OR A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City\!"

13. (vuvuzela) (45↑, 8↓)
simplest and clearest way to demonstrate that although you scored a ticket to a world cup match, you do not appreciate or understand football to the slightest degree, and are probably in fact not watching the action.

critical goal scored in injury time = 140 decibels of vuvuzela player being treated on the field = 140 dB vuvuzela long stretch of tedious and inconclusive play = 140 dB vuvuzela halftime = 140 dB vuvuzela national anthems = 140 dB vuvuzela

14. (vuvuzela) (43↑, 10↓)
The spawn of satan

Anyone using a vuvuzela should be executed.

Author: rickymyshickyjicky http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5053864
15. (vuvuzela) (90↑, 62↓)
Charming traditional instrument that plays the music of love. Its lilting melodies are hypnotic and calming. Friends become lovers to the irresistible strains of "Who Let the Dogs Out" played on this instrument of romance.

Ah, love\! When I heard the gentle strains SSSSSSKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I knew he was coming to seduce me with his vuvuzela and knew I would surrender

Author: BrazenlyLiberal http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5040654
16. (Vuvuzela) (44↑, 16↓)
Swarm of bees that was constantly playing during the 2010 World Cup... oh, it's also an " [instrument] " played by South Africans. Extremely annoying, and hopefully baned before the next World Cup.

Person 1: I tried to watch the World Cup, but all i could hear was a swarm of bees\! Person 2: You mean all those Vuvuzela's? Person 1: What's that...? Person 2: It's a South African "instrument".

Author: DragonTamer2345 http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5040628
17. (Vuvuzela) (69↑, 42↓)
A Vuvuzela (pronounced Vu-Vu--zayla, and originating from the Zulu word for Arse, Vuvu, and Trumpet, Zela). It is a brightly coloured plastic horn approximately 10 feet in length. The Arse-Trumpet originated in the World Cup losing country of South Africa and is tradtionally played by inserting into the anus and farting as hard as possible. A high fibre diet is required to become an adept Vuvuzela Player, although the only farty note produced is b-flat,..... or b-frat.

1:Bloke- 'Man, who cut the cheese, and what's that F**kin awful sound?' Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow\!' 2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela

Author: Stephen Fry-pan http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5040592
18. (Vuvuzela) (30↑, 6↓)
The most annoying thing you'll ever hear. A horn, I think you'll find.. Example.

Vuvuzela: BzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzZzz Rest of the world: Shut the fuck up\!

19. (Vuvuzela) (16↑, 3↓)
To initially like something and think it's funny but only to find it annoying as hell within a few short moments. Finally, the annoyance to be taken up by worlds population and dominate the world for years...

Vuvuzela

20. (Vuvuzela) (13↑, 2↓)
(1):A long, cheaply made plastic torture device that is being used during the 2010 World Cup. Sometimes, you hear one that's louder than the rest. No matter what's happening during the football match, they're at the same level of sound. (2): The reason my TV will be on mute for all the World Cup (3): Will appear in the next SAW movie

(1): Person 1: Who are you on the phone with? Person 2: Suicide Hotline. Person 1: what?\! Why?\! Person 2: Those fucking vuvuzelas are driving me mad. (2): Person 1: Why are you watching the TV without sound? Person 2: I'm scared the sound of the vuvuzelas will make me go fucking deaf Person 1: What's a vuvuzela? Person 2: Get the fuck out. (3): Jigsaw: Let's play a game Person 1: Alright, what kind of game? Jigsaw: A game of... Football Person 1: Alright *starts playing* Jigsaw: Release the Vuvuzelas\! Person 1: oh my god\! Ahhhgfdkerikaskjjgfuejkesdnjv Jigsaw: heh.

21. (Vuvuzela) (12↑, 4↓)
A loud and annoying as fuck horn that sounds like a swarm of angry bees

I can't hear anything at this soccer game, because everyone is blowing on thier Vuvuzela.

22. (Vuvuzela) (22↑, 14↓)
A Vuvuzela (pronounced Vu-Vu--zayla, and originating from the Zulu word for Arse, Vuvu, and Trumpet, Zela). It is a brightly coloured plastic horn approximately 10 feet in length. The Arse-Trumpet originated in the World Cup losing country of South Africa and is tradtionally played by inserting into the anus and farting as hard as possible. A high fibre diet is required to become an adept Vuvuzela Player, although the only farty note produced is b-flat,..... or b-frat.

1:Bloke- 'Man, who cut the cheese, and what's that F**kin awful sound?' Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow\!' 2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela

Author: Stephen Fry-pan http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5040593
23. (Vuvuzela) (14↑, 8↓)
A sexual act in which a partner, while performing cunnulingus on a female, blows vigorously into the vagina. The reciever then screams out annoyingly, thus becoming the vuvuzela.

Person \#1: Hey man, why were you blasting the South Africa World Cup game this morning? Person \#2: No dude, I was making my girl a vuvuzela last night. Person \#1: Oh, that explains that it.

Author: Webster and Merriam http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5056832
24. (Vuvuzela) (12↑, 7↓)
The instrument of Satan. Avoid at all costs.

Man \#1: Did you hear Jim bought a vuvuzela? Man \#2: Yeah, they're about to hold his execution\!

25. (Vuvuzela) (4↑, 0↓)
This is when you can't stop farting while getting a blow job.

Carrie - "My man was a real vuvuzela last night"

26. (vuvuzela) (14↑, 11↓)
producer of the most annoying sound in the world. Also, slang for vagina. Given how annoying the sound of a vuvuzela is, it is usually used for a skanky vagina.

1. Joe: Hey, bro, you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? *plays vuvuzela* Bob: Dude, stop it\! That's so irritating it's actually painful\! 2. Joe: So I was thinking about banging that Ashley chick. Bob: Oh dude, no, she has a vuvuzela. Like big time. Joe: Shit, really? Thanks, bro.

Author: Deirdre Nightshade http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5044072
27. (Vuvuzela) (2↑, 0↓)
A noise-making device for men who can't yell loud enough. Used at soccer games by bitches who like blowing on things.

Dallas is a hard-core motherfucka who doesn't need a vuvuzela because every person in the stands hears him yelling.

28. (vuvuzela) (4↑, 3↓)
Why people don't watch the World Cup

Johnny: Let's turn on the 2010 World Cup\! Sally: No\!\! I CAN'T HANDLE THE SOUND OF THE [VUVUZELAS] ANYMORE\!\!\!

Author: NOMOREVUVUZELAS http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5072361
29. (vuvuzela) (1↑, 1↓)
Mono-toned South African plastic trumpet produced in large amounts for wannabe musicians who wish to annoy and/or deafen those around them, usually at soccer matches but recently anywhere it can be carried, thus everywhere...

Pinky: What do you want to do tonight Brain? Brain: Try to take over the world with vuvuzelas...

30. (Vuvuzela) (3↑, 3↓)
an instrument from the depths of hell

oh, no. not another vuvuzela. gah, i freaking hate those things\!\!\!

Author: purple_sheboodles29 http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5081529
31. (Vuvuzela) (10↑, 12↓)
1. The reason slavery began. 2. The reason people don't want to help Africa's poverty. 3. The reason people are still racist. 4. The annoying trumpet thing that makes sounds like bumblebees, used by Africans at the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

Vuvuzela:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Man \#1: OH SHIT I HEAR BEES MAN\! I'M ALLERGIC\! Man \#2: Don't worry dude it's just those douchey vuvuzelas.

32. (Vuvuzela) (0↑, 4↓)
A horn South Africans ingeniously invented to drive Ameri-cunts away from football, as it should be. Believe it or not, haters, you'll be thanking the South Africans some time soon.

World Cup spectator blowing a Vuvuzela:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Ameri-cunt: NO\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

33. (vuvuzela) (7↑, 15↓)
The chagrin of lotuses everywhere.

Lotus: I am fucking tired of these god damn vuvuzelas.

Author: sup i am a cake monster http://vuvuzela.urbanup.com/5040524
34. (vuvuzela) (10↑, 24↓)
n. a horn blown by African people.

That nigga won't stop blowin that vuvuzela, so i shot him.

35. (vuvuzela) (33↑, 64↓)
a wonderful fun hornlike thing that blows noises that foreigners hate\!(mostly south Africans love it)

vuvuzela: baaaah pahhh pap\! foreigners: stop that horrid noise this instant

36. (vuvuzela) (26↑, 61↓)
A: A plastic horn that makes an obnoxious, droning, buzzing sound. Much like soccer (football) fans trying to argue that their 300 year old sport is relevant and/ or interesting. B: The mouth of a soccer fan. Typical of 13 year old boys going through puberty.

Good old boy \#1: Did you see that man-boy stuffed in the toilet at the bar last night? Good old boy \#2: That was awesome\! Good old boy \#1: Yeah I put him in there. He kept droning on about how great FIFA is so I stuffed him in there. I asked him nicely to keep his vuvuzela shut but he refused so I put him in the shitter where he belongs. Good old boy \#2: Thank you, you are a great American\!

37. (Vuvuzela) (24↑, 61↓)
A trumpet, usually of plastic, which adds a note of good cheer to an otherwise mind-numblingly dull sporting event.

I must tip my hat to Methusaleh; On matters of age, a bamboozelah. He claimed nigh a grand; Which whopper will stand, Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.

38. (vuvuzela) (73↑, 130↓)
The act of blowing into your sexual partner's vagina while watching sports, preferably soccer.

Clint Dempsey scored while I was going down on my girlfriend, so I gave her a vuvuzela.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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